Joke of the day...

[Daveontheedge]

A Man  in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland.   
He looks  down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him ‘Where am  I’??
The  Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back ‘Ya canna kid me ya flash bastard.  You’re in that feckin  basket.

[91cb-1]

Its true i was just talkin to that farmer down the pub

[Daveontheedge]

Come on people.....nobody has anything to contribute here?

[a_morti]

Come on people.....nobody has anything to contribute here?

Does it have to be clean? If so then I will struggle!

I was sitting on the bus the other day, looking idly out the window, eating a bogey when I wondered...whose bogey is this, anyway?

[Daveontheedge]

LOL...personally I don't care about clean, but cannot speak for the mods.



A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

[Daveontheedge]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

   
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?

   
To stamp out burning ducks

[philharrow]

Clean jokes? my eldest daughter is 4. Her 2 favourite jokes are:

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because he didn't peel well!
and
What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a bath?
Stinkerbell!
Finally, What's a crocodile's favourite card game?
Snap!